Bloodhound Gang The Yellow Fever Lyrics

Yellow Fever Lyrics

Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl

 When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World

 I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok

 I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok

 Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice

 Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?

 I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw

 Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo

 I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee

 I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody

 She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free

 But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty

 I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry

 I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country

 She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that

 Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

 In Japan the hand is used as a knife

 In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life

 But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu

 I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo

 Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki

 Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki

 Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb

 I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam

 She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please

 Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees

 I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese

 First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi

 She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan

 I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan

 Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks

 Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

 Sing chinky sing

 One more time

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too

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