Bloodhound Gang The Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Lyrics

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog

 Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg

 Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God

 Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog

 Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down

 But baby your black box is the one that I found

 So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes

 I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes

 She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied

 She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side

 There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose

 Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes

 Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be

 Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny

 Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base

 I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes

 Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties

 And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty