Bloodhound Gang The Going Nowhere Slow Lyrics

Going Nowhere Slow Lyrics

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand

 That a-hole bands have a-hole fans

 Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame

 Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same

 So fame ain't gonna live forever

 Never worrying about dying cause it can't be any better

 But whatever happens to happen always happens for the worst

 And if the worst is yet to happen I hope it happens to you first

 So hello Joe what do you know?

 Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show

 Did you do the Batussi or did you do the Hustle?

 Did you do the Flamin' Waffle or the Super Bowl Shuffle?

 No matter what you did you're gonna be amused

 If you were not entertained you did not drink enough booze

 If ya get your eyes a'fuzzin' then we'll get your ears a'buzzin'

 Cause we play around the world you play around with your cousin

 Bloodhound boys

 Bloodhound girls

 Bloodhound noise

 Bloodhound world

 Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn

 Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone

 Don't matter what town what state what show

 Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow

 We rock Philadelphia Baltimore Las Vegas Indianapolis

 Louisville Atlanta New Orleans and Minneapolis

 Houston Tucson Phoenix Buffalo

 Tulsa Mobile Albuquerque Wichita and Orlando

 Portland Salt Lake City Memphis Washington D.C.

 Charlotte Oklahoma City Little Rock and Milwuakee

 Cleveland Tampa Norfolk Dallas Raleigh Hartford Cincinatti

 Boston Nashville Kansas City Chattanooga and Miami

 Honolulu Richmond Austin Pittsburgh San Antonio

 Baton Rouge and Anchorage and Birmingham and Toledo

 Denver Detroit Dayton Spokane Fresno

 And Jacksonville Colombus Springfield New York Sacramento

 Los Angeles St. Paul St. Louis San Francisco

 Madison Knoxville Seattle San Jose and San Diego

 Jackson Omaha Des Moines Boise Providence Chicago

 But no where in New Jersey that's the only place we won't go

 Bloodhound boys

 Bloodhound girls

 Bloodhound noise

 Bloodhound world

 Rock on rock on do it dusk til' dawn

 Anywhere we go everywhere we've gone

 Don't matter what town what state what show

 Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow