Blink-182 Josie Live In La Lyrics

Josie Live In La Lyrics

Tom- I masturbated like 5 times within the last 24 hours.
It's gonna fall
off, it hurts!!!  Do i look feminine when i stand like this?

(Intro
Starts)

Tom-  I met Christina Applegate this morning.

Mark- 
Ehh?

Tom-  I think she looked at my butt.

(Intro
Ends)

Mark-  Lets hear it for blow jobs people!

(Song
Starts)

Yeah my girlfriend!
Takes me home when I'm too drunk to
drive.
And she doesn't get all jealous,
when I hang out with the
guys.
She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does.
She brings me Mexican
food from Sombrero's just because.
(yeah just because)

And my
girlfriend,
Likes U.L and D.H.C.
And she's so smart and independent,
I
don't think she needs me,
quite half as much as I know I need her.
I
wonder why there's not another,
guy that she'd prefer.

And when I
feel like giving up
like my world is falling down

I show up at
3a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
and I see her pretty face
It
takes me away to a better place and
I know that everything
know that
everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be fine
I know that
everything
know that everything
know that everything
everything's gonna
be fine  (PFFFTTT!!!)

And my girlfriend
takes collect calls from the
road
and it doesn't seem to matter
that I'm lacking in the buldge
She
laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does  (haha!)
She brings me Mexican food
from Sombrero's just because

And when I feel like giving up
like my
world is falling down (that was the wrong note)

I show up at
3a.m.
She's still up watching vacation
and I see her pretty face
It
takes me away to a better place and

I know that everything
know that
everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be
fine(8x)

(Bridge)

Whats up Ladies!?  I wanna see some naked
boobies.....Orgasm!

I know that everything
know that
everything
know that everything
everything's gonna be
fine(8x)

Tom- whoa

Mark-  Thank you.  What?  What?  You love me? 
You dont love me! 
You just love my doggy style!

Tom-  I love your
doggy style!

Mark-  Were writing a new record right now...

Tom- 
and we suck at it!

Mark-  and its gonna suck even worse than Dude
Ranch!

Tom- Fuck!!