Blink-182 I Won`t Be Home For Christmas (live) Lyrics

I Won`t Be Home For Christmas (live) Lyrics

this songs about christmas and how you have to like all the assholes 
that
you hate every other day in the year
like me
its about my family
its
called daddy daddy please
your not depressed its ok, your not really my
demographic
well fuck you!
right, cause hes got a vagina

Outside
the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
'Cause joy
is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the
roof are hanging cicles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's
Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my
face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh God, I hate these
Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I
grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

Its
Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand, all
year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

You people scare
me
Please stay away from my home
If you dont wanna get beat down
Just
leave the presents and then leave me alone

Well, I guess its not cool to
freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an
unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a
tree
Christmas came a night early
Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my
package

Its Christmas time, again
Its time to be nice to the people
you cant stand, all year
Im growing tired of all this Christmas
cheer

You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you
dont wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me
alone

I wont be home, I wont be home for Christmas
x6

I so
have attitude
Isnt it beautiful with the snow and all the funny shit and
then the snow
What if this is all a little tiny sperm? Sperm
Ahh thats
disgusting
sperm rating show
plastic snow heres another new song
hey
wait hold on a second there
sorry tom everyone give it for tom, tom the
hardest man on the show
cause hes looks like a...
you have no idea how
many people i had to sleep with to get here, him 
and him, just joking we're
not gay