Bastards Lyrics

Bastards lyrics

One time I met this girl,



I talked to her online one night,



I asked her if she was alright,



Didn't say who I was,



Now i'm fucked over because,







You bastards,



Telling her who I am,



You bastards,



You could all go to Fucking Iran,



I can't deal with her anymore,



She's acting like a whore







Say it ain't so,



She's a real hoe,



She called me last night,



About a quarter to 8,



I said, "why you calling so late?"



She said, "I heard what you said"



"I hope you end up dead"



And all I wanted was some head!







You bastards,



Telling her who I am,



You bastards,



You could all go to Fucking Iran,



I can't deal with this yet,



This girl's making me wanna forget.







Even though she's really hot,



Mentally stable is what she's not,



She's got something wrong in her head,



Telling me I should end up dead







You bastards,



Telling her who I am,



You bastards,



You could all go to Fucking Iran,



I can't deal with this ever,



Leave me alone forever.







TOM: YOU BASTARDS



MARK: YOU MASTURBATORS



TRAVIS: WHAT THE FUCK?



TOM: HOW'D YOU GET A MIC TRAVIS?



TRAVIS: I'M A ROCK STAR NOW, I ROLL WITH THE TRANSPLANTS



MARK: WHO? FUCK THEM, TIME FOR A SONG



TRAVIS: RIGHT ON



TOM & MARK: SHUT UP BASTARD