Biz Markie I`m An Ugly Nigga (so What?) Lyrics

I`m An Ugly Nigga (so What?) Lyrics

Thanks to scott_rodkey@hotmail.com for these lyrics.

 

 Hey hey hey, know what I heard?

 Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone

 

 Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie

 They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy

 They would crack on my lips, and my powder

 Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard?

 From junior high to high school they thought I was retarded

 Just because the way I looked, they said I farted

 I was very very sad and you wonder why

 Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly

 I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out

 Cause she get around her friends and began to shout"

 "Guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend

 It was Mark, I told him if the world would end"

 But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep

 If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep?

 I even joined the football team to get some recognition

 But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition

 They said I'm so ugly I give Anican a headache

 Aw man, that is the icing on the cake!

 So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts

 I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts

 

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what?

 If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my butt

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? Ewwwww (Repeat 2x)

 

 I'm a tell you story that's really bugged

 About a guy with a Benz and he's dealing drugs

 In the begining before he got his riches

 He was so ugly, he gave me the itches

 I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky

 But homeboy looked like, um, God-zooky

 I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star

 And everybody laughed when I said "Mon-star"

 I can't laugh now because it's a new decade

 My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made

 I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle

 Makes you sexy, handsome, gorgeous, and adorable

 When you're spending money, giving girls what they want

 Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front

 Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like

 Just because they got a nice car like Reverend Ike

 It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking

 Thinking that he look like, um, Stinking Jenkins

 But let me tell you a secret, he has ESP

 And this is what he whispered in my ear to me

 

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what?

 Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the butt?

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x)

 Let me tell you how poor I was

 

 Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome

 For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb

 Now people always ask how are these things known

 Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home

 That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro

 And for lunch I eat Ragu with my sloppy joe

 But at night I be starving, like Messy Marvin

 I get cheap and go settle for the White Castle bargain

 They offer me a lot in the army

 But I'd rather get it second hand from the Salvation Army

 Cause times are getting harder than boot camp

 Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp

 So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer

 And tell Minekie "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"

 So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run

 But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum

 Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me

 Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me

 Some say I'm embarassing, but I got some comparison

 Like if I was on TV, I would be Oscar Madison

 Is there another like me? Only God knows

 Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes

 But for now I'm just going to do the strut

 And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts

 

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what?

 Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt?

 I'm an ugly nigga, so what? So what? (Repeat 2x)