Finger Puppetz Lyrics

Finger Puppetz lyrics

Daddy, daddy

What son?

Take me to a puppet show

Okay

YAY! Thank-you daddy



Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the world famous Finger Puppet Show
(Laugh)



Finger Puppets, feature presentation

Animation, demonstration, of female masturbation

God's creation to fingers in a beehole, under the peehole

Make a bitch lose control, whoa



Lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees

Slip the puppets in and show ya how to please

Three puppets in, bet it feels nice

Stick one more in, hell, don't even think twice



Sniff, take a whiff, of the clit Does it smell like shit?

Then don't touch it, fuckin' idiot

Bring clippaz if the pubic patch is rough

Finger Puppets say, shave dat muff



Stick'em in and out like there's no time to waste

And if you're a freak pull'em out and give'm a taste

Move'm around and give'm a good stuffin'

Move your bread mix around in her English Muffin



Vibration, circular rotation

You and your penis, man the battlestations

Lick and flick and stick, it's slick quick

Take a dip, punany, sunk my battleship



Oh we gotta first timer, she feel a lil' pain

On the sheets underneath is a little blood stain

Rub ya box, and then move to ya asshole

Shove it in your mouth, it's called a swiss cake roll



Now alright, if the hole feels tight

Check yaself cuz it might be her butthole

Oh no, my Finger Puppet got dirty

Lil' brown eye and a stankin' lil' turdy



If ya Finger Puppets begin to stink like fish

I got two words for ya bitch, douche it

Ya got four Finger Puppets on each of ya hands

Hey faggot Finger Puppets don't belong in a man



Finger Puppet Joe, let's go for a swim

It's nice and warm so go and jump right in

Diving board to a whore, look at that splash

Fuck a life jacket just drown in dat ass



Ya got some whip cream, pop ya cherry on top

Ya got the juices flowin', that's it, don't stop

Ya gettin' real wet I got special Puppet up my sleeve

Deep Sea Adventures with Finger Puppet Scuba Steve



Admit you love it, Finger Puppet

Finger fuck it, pussh and shove it

I guess that's all for my section of the show

Just remember boys and dykes finger fuck that hoe



So ya say your beehole is now a big hole

Now mo-fo you graduated to a dildo

Five Puppets in ya asshole, a great peep show

Masterin' the Puppets leads to a camel toe