Bing Crosby Fine Romance Lyrics

Fine Romance Lyrics

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should
be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as
yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)

A fine romance, you won't
nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the
crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine
romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take
Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap
their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old
fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de
France! (Fronce)
I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine
romance

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood
woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like
cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!