Billy Ray Cyrus Harper Valley Pta Lyrics

Harper Valley Pta Lyrics

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had
a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High

Well her
daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play

She said
Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A.

The note said Misses
Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high

It's reported you've
been drinking and a runnin' round with men and going wild

And we don't
believe you ought to be a bringing up your little girl this way

It was
signed by the secretary, Harper Valley P.T.A. 

Well, it happened that the
P.T.A. was gonna meet that very afternoon

They were sure surprised when
Misses Johnson wore her miniskirt into the 

room                   

And as she walked up to the blackboard I still recall the words she had to
say

She said, I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley 

P.T.A.           

Well there's Bobby Taylor, sitting there and seven
times he's asked me for a 

date

Misses Taylor sure seems to use a
lot of ice whenever he's away

And Mister Baker can you tell us why your
secretary had to leave this town

And shouldn't Widow Jones be told to
keep her window shades all pulled 

completely down ?

Well Mister
Harper couldn't be here 'cause he stayed to long at Kelly's Bar 

again

And if you smell Shirley Tompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip
of 

gin

Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a
mother I'm not fit

Well this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all
Harper Valley

hypocrites

No, I wouldn't put you on because it really
did , it happend just this way

The day my mama socked it to the Harper
Valley P.T.A.  

The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.