Billy Connolly The Welly Song Lyrics

The Welly Song Lyrics

If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be

you'd be in the hospital or infirmary

cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee

if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.



wellys they are wonderful 

wellys they are swell cause they keep out the water 

and they keep in the smell.

and when yur sittin' in a room 

you can always tell when some bugger takes aff his wellys.



If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be

you'd be in the hospital or infirmary

cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee

if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.



Or when your out walkin' in the country wae a bird

and your strollin' over fields just like a farmers herd

and somebody shouts keep aff the grass 

and you think how obsurd

and Squelch you find why farmers all wear wellys



If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be

you'd be in the hospital or infirmary

cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee

if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.



theres fishermen and firemen theres farmers an all

men out diggin' ditches and workin' in the snow 

this country it wid grind to a halt and no a thing wid grow 

if it wisnae fur the workers in their wellys.



If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be

you'd be in the hospital or infirmary

cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee

if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.



now Edward Heath and wilson 

they hivnae made a hit

they are ruinin' this country 

mare than just a bit

if they keep on the way their goin'

we'll all be in the sh!t

so you better git your feet in your wellys.



If it wisnae fur yer wellys where wid ye be

you'd be in the hospital or infirmary

cause you'd have a dose ae the flu or even plurisee

if ye didnae have your feet in your wellys.



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ADDED BY DEBBIE (aka ~Henriks Ghirl~) and CHRIS (aka Figo)