Bill Engvall And Travis Tritt Here`s Your Sign (get The Picture) Lyrics

Here`s Your Sign (get The Picture) Lyrics

I just hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm
stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask
them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
never mind"
"I didn't
see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to
California our house
was full
of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in
our driveway.
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You
moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week.
Just to see how many
boxes it takes."

"Here's your sign."

Why
can't they get the picture? Why don't they understand?
We're not dealing
with the planet of apes, we're talking about the
modern man.
So you
people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign.
Here's your sign.

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of
mine, we pulled
his boat
into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer
of bass this idiot on
the dock
goes, "Hey, yall catch all them
fish?"

Nope.

"Talked 'em into giving up."

"Here's your
sign."

I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he
was
playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up
to
him
and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit." He looked up at
me
like, "Here's your sign, dad."

Why can't they get the picture? Why
don't they understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're
talking about the
modern man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie
weensie tiny minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign.

I was
watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was a
guy
inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test
that.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They
want
you to jump
into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
when they bite
you."

"Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna
loose it"

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about
the
modern man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny
minds...
Here's your sign. Here's your sign.

Last time I was home I
was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my
truck into one
of these
side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks
at my
truck,
looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

I
couldn't resist.

I said "Nope".

"No I was driving around and
those other three just swelled right up on
me."

"Here's your
sign."

Why can't they get the picture? Why don't they
understand?
We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about
the
modern man.
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny
minds...
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...
Here's
your sign.

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come
over to the
house, drove the
car around for about 45 minutes. We get back
to the house, he gets out
of the car, reaches down
and grabs the exhaust
pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

See...

If he'd been wearing
his sign, I could have stopped him.