Big Rich Kick My Ass Lyrics

Kick My Ass Lyrics

well i walked up to the bar

i laid down my platinum card

then i ordered fifty longnecks for my new friends

well the barmaid passed them out

and before we chugged them down

i held mine up,said, "Here's to us" and then

this blonde slid up to me, she said, "that was awful sweet"

and then i saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall

well he broke up our hug, with a six-foot-five inch shove

and i found myself slammed up against the wall



CHORUS:



why does everybody want to kick my ass

i'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't

and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast

why does everybody want to kick my ass



well i never been the type to walk up and pick a fight

i've always been the kind to get along

i throw parties all the time, and they're always on my dime

we drink and dance and smoke until the dawn

well my style of stress relief,sometimes disturbs the peace

the police show up, cut donuts in my yard

and while the zeppelin's playin' loud, they run off my party crowd

they cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard



why does everybody want to kick my ass

i'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't

and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast

why does everybody want to kick my ass



and just because i kiss the prettiest girls and i drive my truck too fast

why does everybody want,

it seems like everybody wants,

why does everybody want to kick my ass!