Big Mac And The Gravy Train The Worlds Worst Book Report Lyrics

The Worlds Worst Book Report Lyrics

George Bush was born 1914

where he was the son 

of a prominant drag
queen!

bush had a tough time going through puberty

didn't get pubic
hair till he was 33

SEX! DRUGS! AND ROCK N ROLL!

ARE THE SOURSE OF
MY CONSTIPATION

(repeat)

Bush was pilot in World War Two!

bustin' his ass to save the jews!

then when he got home

he and
Barb got it on!

then he chilled with Eintstien 

and made the atomic
bomb

(chorus)

Bush was then the governer of texas

he lived on
a ranch and had lots of bitches

he then was the head of CIA

where
he really made those 

COMMIE BASTARDS PAY! OI!

(chorus)

Regan
lost a bet and George became vice president

then he dropped some acid and
jumped off of the monument!

He once ate sushi just as fast as he can

then puked chucks on the emporer of japan!

(chorus)

he now is
retired and his son took his job!

and he spends all his days smoking
Crack in a saab

(chorus) fade out.