Clinic (i Shoulda Worn A Rubba) Lyrics

Clinic (i Shoulda Worn A Rubba) lyrics

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Chorus: 



I shoulda worn a rubber, before I went up in it



And then ya monkey ass won't be sittin in a clinic 







[Big L]



Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard



I went to the phone booth with my callin card



And called up Joel, yeah you know L



I told her come to the crib, yo mother fuck a hotel



She said she was gonna come at ten



The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend



You know I'm not a rude brother yo,



But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho.



So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it



And all I thought about was stickin it



She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck wit a sleazy ho



Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show



I was crackin sex jokes, tryin to get the pussy



And this bitch was kickin scripts beatin round the bush



Talkin bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming



Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds



I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease,



Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave."



Ayyo my game started fuckin wit her head soon



Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom



I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe



And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray



I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox



Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic



Because she gave me gonorrhea, 



Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her 







Chorus (Repeat 2x)







One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside



Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride



Hoes be hotter than a sauna



So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner



I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell



She was mad point-blank, she was right for L



But she tried to play me like a statue black



I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?" 



"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."



She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich,



You won't be able to switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch."



Another girl walked by, I called her



"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"



Ayyo, game I kicked well,



I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L



I was looking smooth with the jewelry



She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll
see."



Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick,



"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."



Yeah, I bagged that ho well



Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel.



And when it comes to this I'ma a professor



I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her



But I must be getting older



Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother fucking soldier



I started stickin up quick



And the next time I took a piss, 



a motherfuckin flame shot out my dick







Chorus (Repeat 4x)







[Big L & Lord Finesse talk until fade]