Big Head Todd And The Monsters Moose In My House Lyrics

Moose In My House Lyrics

Two weeks ago last Monday I was driving home at night 
The guy in front was
pokey, he wanted to see the sites 
I didn't wanna be Gumby so I switched to
passing gear 
When I pulled up along side him, he offered me a beer


"Hey man, you wanna beer?" 
"No thanks, man."

"You sure?" 
"No, I'm Bob." 
"Ok man, we'll
see ya later." 

I pulled into my driveway, walked up to my front
door 
I went inside and noticed there were hoof marks on the floor 
I
measured them with utmost care and thought the tracks were deer 
Then
suddenly it hit me what was happening in here 

There's a Moose in my
House 
I thought it was a deer 
There's a Moose in my House 
But now
it's really clear 
There's a Moose in my House 
Got a major problem here

Moose, Moose in my House 

What am I gonna tell my Dog? 

I
checked the mail and found a box from the Sierra Club 
I ran into the
bathroom and found moose hair in my tub 
My bill from Bell has phone calls
to the Yukon and Montana 
My tooth brush smells like moose breath, I'm
missing my pajamas 

There's a Moose in my House 
I don't know what to
do 
There's a Moose in my House 
I stepped in Moosey poo 
There's a
Moose in my House 
My dog is turning blue 
Moose, Moose in my House


I looked in here, I looked in there, I looked in the dirty clothes
hamper 
I looked in the backyard and found a troop of Cub Scout campers

I asked them why that they were here it is my yard you know 
They said
they "we are moose hunters, this is the place to go"


"We're moose hunters!" 
"Oh yeah?"

"He's in your house!" 
"I know. Ya wanna get outta my
yard?"" 

I know this all sounds stupid, you probably think I'm
dumb 
You might think I'm a mental case or maybe just a bum 
But someday
you just might come home and find a big surprise 
A moose takes up a lot of
space and really draws the flies 

There's a Moose in my House 
I
thought it was deer 
There's a Moose in my House 
But now it's really
clear 
There's a Moose in my House 
I should have had that beer

There's a Moose in my House 
Got a major problem here 

There's a
Moose in my House 
I don't know what to do 
There's a Moose in my House

I steeped in Moosy poo 
There's a Moose in my House 
I hope that
there aren't two 
There's a Moose in my House 
My dog is turning blue