Betty Blowtroch I`m Ugly And I Don`t Know Why Lyrics

I`m Ugly And I Don`t Know Why Lyrics

I was walking home from school one day 

When I saw Danny standing there

I tried to show him my dirty underwear

He showed me his, but nothing could compare

Then he said 



You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too 

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? 

You're ugly... because you're ugly 



You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days 

Why did all the boys get scared and run away? 

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true 

And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too

And it said 



You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? 

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too 

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do? 

You're ugly... because you're ugly 



Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love... 

His namd awas Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins


And everyday adter school I'd wait outside his classroom 

Well, one day these three little girls came out right before he did

And this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds 

And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No" 

And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"

I grabbed her hand and she had Danny Irving's name written on each and every
one of those damn pumpkin seeds

And I said "hey bitch. That's my boyfriend. Why dyou have my boyfriend's name
written on all your pumpkin seeds?

You little slut, you little seven-year-old slut.

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch"

And you know what she had the nerve to say to me that little...

She said



You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too

You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?

You're ugly... Because you're ugly