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Fit As I Am Lyrics
Fat as I am.
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now
for Lainie Kazan.
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I
am.
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
This is the way they
say Godzilla began.
How did I get as fat as I am?
"Try it
again."
All of my friends say I should diet again;
That all my fans
are gonna riot again.
"Look what happened to Liz."
All of my
sins
are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
I could audition
for the doublemint twins.
No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
Ah, but what's a career
when you put it next to knockwurst and
beer?
They could park a DC10 on my rear.
God knows I got the
gas!
There goes the chair.
But to tell the truth, I'm too
fat to care!
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
Ah,
you don't give a damn
when you're fat as I am!
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