Berry Chuck Wuden`t Me Lyrics

Wuden`t Me Lyrics

Old boy he ran a little stop sign in the south

 And he got in deeper trouble with his mouth

 They wouldn't let him phone or make a bail

 Just let him sit there in that Delford County jail

 

 It wudn't me, it wudn't me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 No phone, no bail, no plea

 Oh, I'm so glad it wudn't me

 

 He had to break out of that Delford County jail

 They put a Grand Dragon posse on his trail

 And seven Alabama bloodhounds in a line

 Buckin' and barkin' for a bite of his behind

 

 It wudn't me, it wudn't me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 Hung posses ain't my cup o'tea

 Oh, I'm so glad it wudn't me

 

 He was streakin' through the Delta double three

 But them hungry hounds was gainin'on his lee

 His feet was playin' "Louisiana Bound"

 Lord, you help me pick 'em up, I'll put 'em down (Amen)

 

 It wudn't me, it wudn't me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 Prayin' ain't no sure guarantee

 Oh, I'm so glad it wudn't me

 

 He was streakin' through the Delta, stridin' wide

 But that leadin' hound was meters from his hide

 Lord, bless my feet, don't let 'em go corrupt

 I'll lay 'em down as fast as you can pick 'em up

 

 It wudn't me, it wudn't me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 Just meters from a canine jubilee

 Oh, I'm so glad it wudn't me

 

 He reached a highway through the ticket on the side

 And a trucker came along and let him ride

 But as he settled down to thank him for no harm

 He saw a swasti-KKK band on his arm

 

 That's when he knew he had to get on help his self

 'Stead if sittin' pinnin' it on somebody else

 He hung a left into that thicket 'cross the fence

 And ain't nobody ever sawed or seen him since

 

 It wudn't me, it wudn't me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 It ain't quite my kinda cup o'tea

 Jeez, I'm glad it wudn't me

 

 It wudn't me, it was not me

 I'm so glad it wudn't me

 It just ain't my kinda cup o'tea

 Jeez, am I glad it wudn't me