Berry Chuck Tulane Lyrics

Tulane Lyrics

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop,

 Back under the corner, was the cream of the crop,

 Evrything was clickin?and the business was good,

 Till one day, lo and behold an officer stood.

 Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell,

 But Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled,

 

 Chorus: Go head on, Tulane, he cant catch up with you.

 Go Tulane, he aint man enough for you.

 Go Tulane, use all the speed you got.

 Go Tulane, you know you need a lot.

 Go Tulane, hes laggin?behind.

 Go head on, Tulane.?br>

 Go by your fathers house and tell him the business is slow

 And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough.

 Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room

 Go by Doctor Kellers, tell him you swollowed some perfume

 Tell him we need him quick, cuz he may to testify

 That you been sick all day and thats a perfect alibi

 

 Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the Man

 Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van

 Go back by your fathers, get the money for the bail

 And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail

 We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics

 Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix