Berry Chuck No Money Down Lyrics

No Money Down Lyrics

As I was motivatin'

 Back in town

 I saw a Cadillac sign

 Sayin' "No Money Down"

 So I eased on my brakes

 And I pulled in the drive

 Gunned my motor twice

 Then I walked inside

 Dealer came to me

 Said "Trade in you Ford

 And I'll put you in a car

 That'll eat up the road

 Just tell me what you want

 And then sign on that line

 And I'll have it brought down to you

 In a hour's time"

 

 I'm gonna get me a car

 And I'll be headed on down the road

 Then I won't have to worry

 About that broken - down, ragged Ford

 

 "Well Mister I want a yellow convertible

 Four - door de Ville

 With a Continental spare

 And a wide chrome wheel

 I want power steering

 And power brakes

 I want a powerful motor

 With a jet off - take

 I want air condition

 I want automatic heat

 And I want a full Murphy bed

 In my back seat

 I want short - wave radio

 I want TV and a phone

 You know I gotta talk to my baby

 When I'm ridin' alone"

 

 Yes I'm gonna get that car

 And I'm gonna head on down the road

 Yeah, then I won't have to worry

 About that broken - down, ragged Ford

 

 "I want four carburetors

 And two straight exhausts

 I'm burnin' aviation fuel

 No matter what that cost

 I want railroad air horns

 And a military spot

 And I want a five - year guarantee

 On everything I got

 I want ten - dollar deductible

 I want twenty dollar notes

 I want thirty thousand liability"

 That's all she wrote

 

 I got me a car

 And I'm headed on down the road

 No money down

 I don't have to worry

 About that broken - down, ragged Ford