Berlin Irving I`ve Got My Captain Working For Me Now (1919) Lyrics

I`ve Got My Captain Working For Me Now (1919) Lyrics

[1st verse:] 
Johnny Jones was a first class private 
In the army last year 
Now he's back to bus'ness in his father's place 
Sunday night I saw him with a smiling face 
When I asked why he felt so happy 
Johnny chuckled with glee 
He winked his eye and made this reply: 
"Something wonderful has happened to me" 

[chorus:] 
I've got the guy who used to be my Captain working for me 
He wanted work so I made him a clerk in my father's factory 
And bye and bye I'm gonna have him wrapped in work up to his brow 
I make him open the office ev'ry morning at eight 
I come around about four hours late 
Ev'rything comes to those who wait 
I've got my Captain working for me now 

[2nd verse:] 
He's not worth what I have to pay him 
But I'll never complain I've agreed to give him fifty dollars per 
It's worth twice as much to hear him call me "Sir" 
While I sit in my cosy office 
He's outside working hard 
Out in the hall at my beck and call 
With a feather duster standing on guard 

[2nd chorus:] 
I've got the guy who used to be my Captain working for me 
He wanted work so I made him a clerk in my father's factory 
And bye and bye I'm gonna have him wrapped in work up to his brow 
When I come into the office he gets up on his feet
Stands at attention and gives me his seat 
Who was it said "revenge is sweet" 
I've got my Captain working for me now