Berlin Irving Dog Gone That Chilly Man (30 Sep 1911) Lyrics

Dog Gone That Chilly Man (30 Sep 1911) Lyrics

[1st verse:]
Did you ever fall in love with a bonehead
A stoneheaded man
A man who doesn't know that the lights a-burning low
Mean he should be most loveable
That's the very kind of a man I'm in love with
A dove with no heart
When he should hug, snug like a bug within a rug
That's the time he wants to part

[chorus:]
Dog gone that chilly man of mine
Overboard I'd shove him
Just because he made me love him
Dog gone that chilly man of mine
He's as cold a lover as the pole that Cook discovered
Dog gone that icy man of mine
With a heart just like a fan
For when I'm all fussed up for an ever lovin' spoon
He's out in the garden making faces at the moon
And I sigh and I cry
Dog gone that chilly man

[2nd verse:]
When your heart is jumping up to your collar
You holler for love
And that's the time a man should be doing all he can
To love his gal most beautiful
When I ask him for a kiss on his call-days
He'd always refuse
What would you think of any man who talks of love
While he reads the daily news?