Super Mario Bros Lyrics

Super Mario Bros lyrics

((intro))
borrow my car..
then u giv it a test..
what the mario
test?
mario? marios a fucking psycho
((verse 1))
Its 1986 im in the
first grade
im workin real hard to get mario laid
i gotta save the
princess so we can get the pussy
believe me!!
mario will get that ass so
fuck luigi 
mario really wants to get her in bed 
so bad that hes busting
off bricks with his head
he just wants sex so forget the wedding
bells
jumping on little mushroom men and turtle shells 
dropin down green
pipes and secreat passage ways
makin his move to the end were the final
castle lays 
eat a magic mushroom n grow a little higher 
eat a white
flower and spit balls of fire 
all these creatures that attack him cut mario
slack
oh shit hold on ill be right back
im gonna beat the game if it takes
me all summer 
it gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plumber
thas y im a
werk extra hard fo muh man  
and get into the end so we can stop using his
hand
mario dosent wanna get hit he'll shrink
the princess wont fuck a
little kid..i think
so stay grown and attend to yer own
and eventually
the princess will attend to yer bone
((chorus x2))
save the princess
quick, because she wants the dick
and if you let her free u'll get the
pussy
((verse 2))
Bowser's tryn to get hed rite now from the
princess
buh if its up to me..that what will stop this instince
cloud
people thrown little spiked animals
green plants that with teeth attack like
cannibles
i heard no body jet runnin in the princess's oven
mario alway
seyz "virgins i love em"
i hate the cooper troopers 
soon im
gonna  run up n jump on the back of theyre sells 
till get one of em 
im
gonna keep playin
n im never gonna quit
cuz sum kid at school told me
"u can c the princess tits"
i wanna be there before any of my
friends do 
so i can say i put pussy upon marios menu
at the end of each
level i jump n get the flag
sey to myslef another castle in the bag
i
hope Bowser's ready cuz hes in for a ride
n mario is serious when it comes
homicide
the princess is a freak even though she has class
mario will
take a plunger n put it in her ass
i hate the canons that shoot at you
constantly
n i hate the platforms that fall out from below me
its all
worth while
jus to see mario smile
stand next to the princess butt naked
profile
thas why it's my crusade to get mario laid
super mario brothers
best game ever made
((Chours x2))
save the princess quick, because she
wants the dick
and if you let her free u'll get the pussy