Garbage Pail Kids Lyrics

Garbage Pail Kids lyrics

Cranky Franky, Fat Head Fred, Little Ed



Saliva Susie's head was an incredible red



Spit dripping down her chin, I wanted to hit it



I grabbed her tit, she was too slow, she didn't get it



But in a minute the mini-bus would be in school



I liked Dirty Dianne, she used to pee and drool



Being cool is always easy on the bus with Benny-Roach



They told me I was special cuz I rode the stubby coach



I was never learning, The bus was driven by a German



She used to yell Quit Banging Your Head Helmet Herman



Ornery Jerry, these kids are all corney-scary



I hated Rotten Rita and Horney Harry



He used to grind the bus seats, my walkman would bust beats



I would always cuss loudly on class retreats



Trashy freaks with big glasses and snotty noses



It turned me on to watch Crippled Carrie's body poses



I was always the kid who tripped the others



And shot spitballs at the Limpin' Gimpy Brothers



Sometimes I'd get mad and say I think I'm leaving



Coz they'd sit me next to Monkey Mike or Stinking Steven



Crotchy Scott and Fruity Scooty would touch in the back



Man, I'd kick them on the ground, grab a crutch and attack



When we got to school I couldn't wait for the ride home



Cuz I'd flirt the whole way with Betty The Blind Gnome







The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



Round And Round.... Round And Round



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



All Day Long



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



Round And Round.... Round And Round



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



All Day Long







I Remember Tyranosauras Rex handed Bridget



And Pokey Paco was a Mexican Midget



Phlegmmy Frank was coughing and could never beat germs



I used to force him to drink spit and eat worms



Henry The Hunchback would never punch back



I'd beat him in the hump and then I'd take his lunch-pack



Everyone on the bus was a vegtable head



And the kid who got all the girls was Testicle Ted



Man, most of them were born with this initial vegetation



They told me I was gifted and in Special Education



Matilda The Gorilla used to give a real scare



She even gnawed off the wheel of her own wheelchair



I liked being special, it was cool being different



Pukey Pete would throw up his breakfast and sniff it



The short bus was packed full of moody vermins



I just chilled and drank Kool-Aid out of a Goonies Thermos



They all dressed bad from Reeking Ralph to Dirt Tom



While I laid back cool with an Alf shirt on



I got my flirt on with Meaty Meghan and Melon-Head Marge



But I knew something was wrong coz I was always in charge



After four years they realized I wasn't retarded



Man, how could this mistake happen, how was it started



My file said he makes noises and twitches without stopping



Turns out I was just beat-boxing, popping and locking







The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



Round And Round.... Round And Round



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



All Day Long



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



Round And Round.... Round And Round



The Wheels On The Bus Go Round And Round



All Day Long