Ben Folds Sports Andamp; Wine Lyrics

Sports Andamp; Wine Lyrics

Destiny was calling

Monday afternoon

Wednesday, you'll be crawling

And you'll pray to be there soon



With sports and wine, yeah, yeah

Sports and wine, no, no



Some men never grew up

Fortunate like you

Some men never found out

What it takes to be a dude



That's sports and wine, yeah, yeah

Sports and wine, no, no, no



The girls don't understand it

What you think is art

My, oh my, we're all impressed

How sensitive you are



Everybody's talking about you now

You know it's true

Because it always has been

Sports and wine for you



So you asked me how I think I know

Just what makes you tick

I don't know what I know you know

I know you make me sick



Sports and wine, sports and wine



The girls don't understand it

Anything you say

I don't understand it either

Guess that makes me gay



Everybody's talking about you now

You know it's true, no, no, no