Ben Folds Rent A Cop Lyrics

Rent A Cop Lyrics

I’m ‘trolling food court for girls 

Yeah, it’s the best job in the world 

They know they’re safe with me 

They love my little mustache 

They love a man in uniform 

Oh 



With my sunglass they can’t 

See what I’m really looking at 

And as they’re walking by 

I whisper through my doughnut 

Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire 



How long must this day go on? 

I got to stand here two more hours till I 

Punch the clock 

How long must this day go on? 



No kid, they don’t give me a gun 

I don’t get paid enough to run 

So you can call me what you want 

I’ll be hanging at the check out 

Checking out your girlfriend 

Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that 

Butt into that underwear - yeah 

Yeah 



Hey girl if you can’t recall 

Where you parked your daddy’s car 

Then I could help you out 

All alone in this 

great big mall 

Oh 



How long must this day go on? 

I got to stand here two more hours 

Till it’s Miller Time 

How long must this day go on? 

Whoa oh oh, oh oh 



I’m ‘trolling food court for girls 



I whisper through my doughnut 

I whisper through my doughnut 

I whisper through my doughnut 

Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby 

Light that 

Light that ass on fire 



Alright, that’s good