Ben Folds All U Can Eat Lyrics

All U Can Eat Lyrics

So I'm lookin' at all the people in this restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

Look out the window to the parking lot

at their SUVs taking all of the space



They give no fuck

they talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

just as long as there's enough for them



Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

Talk about the state of this great nation of ours

People, look to you left, yeah, look to your right



They give no fuck

they buy as much as they want

They give no fuck

just as long as there's enough for them



(piano solo)



So I look at the people lining up for plastic

I'd like to see 'em in the National Geographic

Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl

With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in their nose



See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate

Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane

God made us number one cause he loves us the best

Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a while, give us a rest



Just so everyone can see

We've eaten all that we can eat