Ben Folds Five Cool Whip Lyrics

Cool Whip Lyrics

Don’t know much about birds and bees
About your cats and your mysterious appointments
Wondered where you coulda ducked outta sight
Deal with all your appointments
Hangin on your arm last night
Checking out, don’t go checking out!


Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it


Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down!

Seen it happen a hundred times
Its like a trap, or going off to jail
Remember ken and the girl who wrote "the men"? 
Well she got fat, and now they’re living in a trailer
Your checking out, don’t go checking out!


Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it


Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down!

Got your pick of any girl in the world
I ain’t no sissy, but you could do much better
In brooklyn, I’m the only one who’s a mirror
No little girl is gonna tell me what to do!

You need to have your little fun with the boys
Out drinking on a friday,
Kick some as* and play some poker
Your sayin sh*t that don’t sound too cool
Like lovey dovey hunny bunny
Give us all a break dude
Your checkin out


Cool whip, oh oh oh


Cool whip, oh oh oh


Cool whip, oh oh oh


Cool whip, oh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you better cool it down