Ben Folds Five All U Can Eat Lyrics

All U Can Eat Lyrics

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant



What do you think they weigh?



Out the window to the parking lot



At their SUV's, taking all of the space







They give no fuck



They talk as loud as they want



They give no fuck



Just as long as there's enough, for them







Gonna get on the microphone down at WalMart



Talk about some shit that's been on my mind



Talk about the state of this great nation of our's



People look to your left, yeah, look to your right







They give no fuck



They buy as much as they want



They give no fuck



Just as long as there's enough, for them







Son, look at the people lining up for plastic



Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic



Squatting bare ass in the dirt eating rice from a bowl



With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose







See that asshole with a peace sign on his liscence plate?



Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane



God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best



Well he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest







(They give no)



Yeah, and everyone can see



(They give no)



We've eaten all that we can eat