Oysters Conch Lyrics

Oysters Conch lyrics

Intro:

Yes hi ya fat brown slim long & mawga, anything will do

Chorus

Send di modelers dem come send di champion dem come mek dem know seh til a
morning di doctor nah go done who can’t stand it better run nuh have nuh time
fi gi mi bun is flood when yuh buk dis loaded magnum, well di gal dem a rush mi
cause dem love how mi stay tek up residence pon fi dem highway in a mi mansion
dem wahn come play but a one ting mi haffi say

Verse 1:
Mi nuh punk, woman tink mi mash up an swear seh mi drunk mi under mi crackers,
oysters an mi conch gal put mi to di test an swear mi ago flunk a catch mi wahn
fi catcher her in a mi bunk mek she wine baby wine same time mi a pump no worry
gal mi ago help yuh over the hump the ole sugar cane gal weh sweeter dan di
bump a 500 watt mi a chump

Chorus

Verse 2:
A gal see mi simple an think seh mi soft through mi nah brag but wah mi have an
show off gal a spread rumour a talk bout dwarf but ask her wah mek she cough
when she bawl please gal a bawl time out, di sit’n wahn breeze fire deh deh a
burn up di rice an peas mi microwave melt out di whole a her cheese but all in
a mind dis ya gal yah a test but mi nah ease up till di chest start wheeze
circle her area jus like bees nuh call out di lord name but yuh can say gees
til yuh get weak in a yuh knees

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Verse 3:
Gal yuh better fret yuh nuh know wah yuh start an yuh nuh get nutt’n yet a wah
fly in a yuh head mek yuh go place dis ya bet dis a must, water bed fi da bed
yah so wet no worry yuself darling yuh a still my pet the niceest fish weh mi
catch in a mi net a pure bashment woman a instant death if more gal deh deh
well a dem mi haffi get an dis no disrespect