Beauty And The Beast Me Lyrics

Me Lyrics

GASTON



You've been dreaming, just one dream 

Nearly all your life 

Hoping, scheming, just one theme: 

Will you be a wife? 

Will you be some he-man's property? 

Good news! 

That he-man's me!

This equation, girl plus man

Doesn't help just you 

On occasion, women can

Have their uses too

Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree

Pumpkin, extend with me! 



GASTON 



We'll be raising sons galore



BELLE 



Inconceivable!



GASTON 



Each built six foot four!



BELLE



Unbelievable!



GASTON 



Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!



BELLE



I'm not hearing this! 



GASTON 



You'll be keeping house with pride! 



BELLE 



Just incredible!



GASTON



Oh so gratified 



BELLE 



So unweddable!



GASTON 



That you are a part of this idyllic scene. 



(spoken)

Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my
little wife massaging my feet, while the little

ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!



BELLE



Dogs?



GASTON 



No, Belle! 



Strapping boys...like me! 



BELLE



Imagine that! 



GASTON



I can see that we will share

All that love implies

We shall be a perfect pair

Rather like my thighs

You are face to face with destiny!

All roads lead to... 

The best things in life are...

All's well that ends with me! 

Escape me?

There's no way 

Certain as "Do, Re,"

Belle, when you marry....



(spoken)

So Belle, what would it be? 

Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"? 



BELLE



I...I just don't deserve you! 



GASTON 



Who does? ME!