Gaston (reprise) Lyrics

Gaston (reprise) lyrics

GASTON



Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? 

Crazy old Maurice... 

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking 



LEFOU



A dangerous pastime 



GASTON



I know.

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father 

And his sanity's only "so-so" 

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man 

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle 

And right now I'm evolving a plan



GASTON



If I . . . (whisper)



LEFOU 



Yes? 



GASTON



Then we . . . (whisper)



LEFOU 



No! Would she . . . 



GASTON



(whisper) Guess! 



LEFOU 



Now I get it!



BOTH



Let's go! No one plots like Gaston 



GASTON 



Takes cheap shots like Gaston 



LEFOU



Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston 



GASTON



Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful 



LEFOU



As down to the depths you descend 



GASTON 



I won't even be mildly remorseful



BOTH 



Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end



GASTON 



Who has brains like Gaston? 



LEFOU



Entertains like Gaston? 



BOTH 



Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? 

And his marriage we soon will be celebrating 

My what a guy Gaston!