Beautiful South I Love You (but You`re Boring) Lyrics

I Love You (but You`re Boring) Lyrics

Birds are singing in the trees 

 As we rise up on a beautiful morning 

 But I can't hear 

 That beautiful sound 

 Because I'm permanently yawning 

 

 What about the time of the fancy dress 

 When you came dressed as your mum 

 And there I was splendid in my penguin suit 

 So scared to show my bill 

 

 You must have been listening to your Carousel 

 Your Carousel, that Carousel 

 

 Remember the time 

 When I turned the house into a rocket ship 

 And you refused to come to Mars 

 You said "It's too far" 

 You had to be back by six to watch your Carousel 

 Saturn's much too far 

 You had to watch Carousel (What's going on in there?) 

 

 When we first met 

 I asked you for your hand 

 I didn't really mean that hand 

 I meant join hands 

 Bake phallic cake (Bake phallic cake) 

 Carry round sticky tape 

 And love those devil dogs 

 Be an Indian elephant (Be an indian elephant) 

 Bait straight people 

 But you must have missed my wink 

 You must have missed my wink 

 

 (I love you, 

 But you're boring, you know, 

 I really do love you 

 But you're so particularly boring) 

 

 Maybe you were too busy listening to Carousel 

 watching Carousel, living Carousel 

 You were listening to Carousel 

 You were watching Carousel