A Little Piece Of Advice Lyrics

A Little Piece Of Advice lyrics

Guard your body with the best barbed wire

And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire

But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights

Wear your dresses like they're up for hire

And leave them with your humor in the tumble dryer

And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights



School like life turns some men into mice

What you need now is a

Little piece of mouse advice



Well they say be wary of strangers

Especially if they offer you sweets

But there ain't no government health warning

On half the mad fuckers you meet



Save yourself personal tragedy

Go back to the man with the sweets

Do yourself schooling favor

Head back to the man with the sweets



Those who feared cancer never had much to say

They bored us at parties onto forty a day

They forced us into corners and onto forty a day

The dentist's chair is the only time

That anybody ever looks at their mouth

The dentist give their teeth something to chatter about



School like life turns some men into mice

To avoid the rat-trap take the mouse's advice



Well they say be wary of strangers

Especially if they offer you sweets

But there ain't no government health warning

On half the mad fuckers you meet



Save yourself personal tragedy

Go back to the man with the sweets

Do yourself schooling favor

Head back to the man with the sweets