Rotterdam Lyrics

Rotterdam lyrics

(heaton/rotheray)

 And the women tug their hair

 Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out

 And all the men are gargoyles

 Dipped long in irish stout

 

 The whole place is pickled

 The people are pickles for sure

 And no-one knows if they've done more here

 Than they ever would do in a jar

 

 This could be rotterdam or anywhere

 Liverpool or rome

 'cause rotterdam is anywhere

 Anywhere alone

 Anywhere alone

 

 And everyone is blonde

 And everyone is beautiful

 And when blondes and beautiful are multiple

 They become so dull and dutiful

 

 And when faced with dull and dutiful

 They fire red warning flares

 Battle-khaki personality

 With red underwear

 

 This could be rotterdam or anywhere

 Liverpool or rome

 'cause rotterdam is anywhere

 Anywhere alone

 Anywhere alone

 

 The whole place is pickled

 The people are pickles for sure

 And no-one knows if they've done more here

 Than they ever would do in a jar

 

 This could be rotterdam or anywhere

 Liverpool or rome

 'cause rotterdam is anywhere

 Anywhere alone

 

 This could be rotterdam or anywhere

 Liverpool or rome

 'cause rotterdam is anywhere

 Anywhere alone