Beautiful South The Mini-correct Lyrics

Mini-correct Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray)

 They say always use a condom, i say always use a whip

 They say be careful where you come at night, i just shoot straight from the
hip

 When it comes to loves great fountain, i won't just take a sip

 I'll swallow and i'll gulp until the fountain makes me sick

 

 So it's me left with the baby and disease

 You can't say you didn't want it on your hands and on your knees

 You made me feel so special

 Well you were especially good

 I'm sorry that you misunderstood

 

 These neatly folded corduroys hide rubber underneath

 But the only rubber you have worn is that useless rubber sheath

 I won't have what i've got for you stolen by no thief

 'cause the safest sex i've ever had was hanging from a tree

 

 So you've left me for another pretty face

 That's not true i left you for one half the human race

 Now i'm by myself

 A woman who knows her place

 It's not so much the chase, it's the race

 

 They say treat her like a lady and she'll treat you like her jewels

 They say cruel to be kind, i just say cruel to be cruel

 They say only marry once, i say only marry fools

 They wouldn't have made the cane if you weren't meant to break the rules

 

 Have you told them that you'll hurt them then be gone?

 I've told them that i'll hurt them if that really turns them on

 You left a bitter scar

 I tied those ropes too tight!

 I'll tie them loose for you tonight

 

 When i told you that i loved you

 I meant mini-correct

 When i said i'd never leave you

 I meant mini-correct

 A ring around your finger, a chain around your neck

 That was major correct