Beautiful South The I Love You (but You`re Boring) Lyrics

I Love You (but You`re Boring) Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray)

 Birds are singing in the trees

 As we rise up on a beautiful morning

 But i can't hear

 That beautiful sound

 Because i'm permanently yawning

 

 What about the time of the fancy dress

 When you came dressed as your mum

 And there i was splendid in my penguin suit

 So scared to show my bill

 

 You must have been listening to your carousel

 Your carousel, that carousel

 

 Remember the time

 When i turned the house into a rocket ship

 And you refused to come to mars

 You said "it's too far"

 You had to be back by six to watch your carousel

 Saturn's much too far

 You had to watch carousel (what's going on in there?)

 

 When we first met

 I asked you for your hand

 I didn't really mean that hand

 I meant join hands

 Bake phallic cake (bake phallic cake)

 Carry round sticky tape

 And love those devil dogs

 Be an indian elephant (be an indian elephant)

 Bait straight people

 But you must have missed my wink

 You must have missed my wink

 

 (i love you,

 But you're boring, you know,

 I really do love you

 But you're so particularly boring)

 

 Maybe you were too busy listening to carousel

 Watching carousel, living carousel

 You were listening to carousel

 You were watching carousel