Beastie Boys Crawlspace Lyrics

Crawlspace Lyrics

There's a party going on in here for real

I got more product than Ron Popeil

So deal with that troop were troopers

The only air time you get is on bloopers

Beastie Boys in the place up in the space

So renovate or evacuate

You better think twice before you start flossing

I been in your bathroom often



Taking punk MC's out I'm all about

My to do list today is turn the party out

Getting hot in here no room to breath

I got my pen in my hand so you best not sleep

No I'm not Herman Munster not Dr. Spock

I go by the name of the King Adrock

So here's a match my ass and your face

Listen when I tell you dog, I'm in your crawl space



You're in front of my house and you know that's wack

Bite my rhymes with a scanner from Radio Shack

You suckers try to front like you've got the force

But I'll slay like Vader sip you for a first course

Don't even get me started on intercourse

Don't step into my zone or even periphery

Can't grab a hold of my style it's too slippery

The way you act a fool son you can't erase



And you running on your way like steeple chase

You tried to take my title now put it back in place

But now you're busted wearing panties and lace

Steeling my style from my trophy case

But my drive's secure like an army base

You're sneaking and you peeking and you trying to give chase

But you ain't never gonna catch me, I'm in your crawl space



Schematics, blueprints and microfilm

Calibrate your sonar when I'm in your realm

'Cause you know we're getting scarier and scarier

And this extends beyond the Tri-State-Area

Omnipresent and omnipotent

My rhymes are whales and yours are rodents

This means huge compared to very small

You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?



'Cause these rhymes are two hundred proof

They're like anvils lined up on a roof

Waiting to drop on your corny melon

'Cause were not buying what you're selling

First you want to battle then you start to whine

You're looking hungry, it must be snack time

So run home where you feel safe

But don't sleep Cochise, I'm in your crawl space