Bears The Complicated Potatoes Lyrics

Complicated Potatoes Lyrics

A fat man like me

 Can never bother with tea or brie

 I must go right to the main source

 And wolf it down like a rhinoceros

 But a woman like her

 Can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre

 She slices and dices nicely

 Which has a way of enticing me

 Armed with an apron and spatula

 She is a post-modern goddess of love

 So why does she feed me pate`

 When she knows what i'm gonna say

 

 Complicated potatoes again?

 Complicated potatoes

 

 She spices her icings precisely

 Arousing me aromatically

 I had a recent rhinoscopy

 So i could smell every recipe

 Still she leaves me on pre-heat

 When she knows that i love to eat

 

 Complicated potatoes again

 Complicated potatoes