Haemorrhoid Rock Lyrics

Haemorrhoid Rock lyrics

Haemorrhoid Rock



I feel a pain running down my spine, feels like I'm sitting on a porkupine

A hand full of grapes hangin' from my ass please doctor make it pass

REF:

I got a haemorrhoid rock (2x) 

Please doctor give me a shot I'm going crazy from that haemorrhoid rock

Whenever I want to go sit and stare I cry out loud ‘cause I can't
bare

This awful pain coming from below I'm gotta cut it away ‘cause it
hurts me so

REF

I can't sleep or ride a bike I feel like I'm sitting on a great big spike

A million of needles right in my ass please doctor make me pass

REF (2x)