Barenaked Ladies If I Had A $1000000 Lyrics

If I Had A $1000000 Lyrics

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy
you a house)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you
furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had
a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant
automobile)
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love

If I had a
1,000,000
I'd build a treefort in our yard
If I had a 1,000,000
You
could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a 1,000,000
Maybe we could
put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I
had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's
cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic
pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a
1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant
bones)
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love

If I had a
1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a
1,000,000
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more
If I had a 1,000,000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

(But we would eat Kraft
Dinner.
Of course we would! We'd just eat more...
And buy really
expensive ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup! Mmmm...)

If I had a 1,000,000
(If I had a 1,000,000)
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress
that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you some
art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a
1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If
I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a 1,000,000
If I had a
1,000,000...I'd be RICH!