Banjo And Sullivan I`m Trying To Quit But I Just Quit Trying Lyrics

I`m Trying To Quit But I Just Quit Trying Lyrics

Adam you like having a drink or two

Sometimes twenty if you’re feeling blue

Sometimes one in the morning so you can get out of bed

Ya like Jim, ya like jack, ya like makers mark

Ya like drinking in the daytime, drinking in the dark

You like drinking with a crowd, or drinking alone

Drinking in the shower, or drinking on the phone



I’m trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying

So I’m still drinking if you’re still buying

I’m trying to quit, but I just quit trying



Roy you like women but you’re a married man

Sneaking around every chance you can

The feminine nations gonna be the ruination of you

You like brunettes, redheads, and bottled blonds

Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns

But you’re staring down the barrel

It’s the same old’ song, cause your wife and your girlfriend
can’t seem to get along



I’m trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Having several women is death defying

But if there’s eggs to break, I can’t help but fry em

I’m trying to quit, but I just quit trying



Now Roy you like smoking my cheap homegrown, that Mexican lettuce sure gets you
stoned

You cotton-mouth so dry, you’ll drink the water from my bong

You like sensimilla red and Acapulco gold, Maui waui, and resin from the
bowl

But we ain’t wrote a song in so long I don’t know, and now Johnny
law’s waiting for us after the show



I’m trying to quit but I just quit trying

So roll me a joint and I’ll start flying

Made us laugh so hard that we both started crying

I’m trying to quit, but I just quit trying