Band The Please Mrs Henry Lyrics

Please Mrs Henry Lyrics

Capo 4th fret (sounding key c# major)

 

 A

 

 A

 Well, i've already had two beers

 D

 I'm ready for the broom

 A

 Please, missus henry, won't you

 D

 Take me to my room?

 A

 I'm a good ol' boy

 E

 But i've been sniffin' too many eggs

 D

 Talkin' to too many people

 A

 Drinkin' too many kegs

 A

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 D

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 A

 I'm down on my knees

 

 An' i ain't got a dime

 

 Well, i'm groanin' in a hallway

 Pretty soon i'll be mad

 Please, missus henry, won't you

 Take me to your dad?

 I can drink like a fish

 I can crawl like a snake

 I can bite like a turkey

 I can slam like a drake

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 I'm down on my knees

 An' i ain't got a dime

 

 Now, don't crowd me, lady

 Or i'll fill up your shoe

 I'm a sweet bourbon daddy

 An' tonight i am blue

 I'm a thousand years old

 And i'm a generous bomb

 I'm t-boned and punctured

 But i'm known to be calm

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 I'm down on my knees

 An' i ain't got a dime

 

 Now, i'm startin' to drain

 My stool's gonna squeak

 If i walk too much farther

 My crane's gonna leak

 Look, missus henry

 There's only so much i can do

 Why don't you look my way

 An' pump me a few?

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 Please, missus henry, missus henry, please!

 I'm down on my knees

 An' i ain't got a dime