The State Of The End Of The Millenium Address Lyrics

The State Of The End Of The Millenium Address lyrics

{Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do

Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you

A public fit for the 21st century

Never before has a governing body shown so much concern

For the economic well being of it's subjects

Today we have insulated you from countless factions

Who threaten your financial viability

Such as the poor, the idealistic foreigners still clinging to to their

Childish notions of social welfare, why

You're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism

That reports alleged violations of human rights

We all know they wouldn't have been punished

If they hadn't been doing somethin' wrong

And who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids

But a self appointed authority like myself?}



{Acid rain is a thing of the past, too many possible causes

Too little significance for our modern thinking public

Besides industrial manufacturing is at an all time low anyways

Who needs those narrow minded laborers

Too many mouths to feed, ha ha

And too much burden on the payroll

Who needs 'em here in the land of the free time

Some other ass backward country will give us what we need

By exploiting it's uneducated children anyway}



{The Internet has expanded our ability

To pacify average Americans better than ever

By offering fantastical adventures to every corner of the imagination

Your home office is the window to your world

And the heart of your social life

Such reclusive behavior helps clear the roads and public works

From overburden

Like the lower middle class and others

Who depend shamelessly on their government

Today you are freer than ever to do what you want

Provided you can pay for it}



{Remember, the first word in U.S.A. is us

We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged elite}