Bacon Brothers The I`m So Glad I`m Not Married Lyrics

I`m So Glad I`m Not Married Lyrics

Written by kevin bacon

 

 "we want this to become the 'you're so vain' of the millennium."
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 There's a line around the block, and it stretches a mile

 They're gonna pay good money to see your dazzlin' smile

 You got a come-hither look in your babydoll eyes

 And you got the kind of body make a man tell lies

 And when you're standing next to me, you do the little things you do

 

 I say, i'm so glad i'm not married, so glad i'm not married

 I'm so glad i'm not married, to you

 

 You're the center of attention everywhere you go

 Sittin' on the boys' laps puttin' on a show

 You get your clothes and your shoes and your drugs for free

 And god knows you've got a lot more money than me

 When you're bendin' over just to give us all a better view

 

 I say, i'm so glad i'm not married, so glad i'm not married

 I'm so glad i'm not married, to you

 

 You introduce me to your guy and you say your love is true

 Well he's a better man than i, 'cause he's got to live with you

 In the movie of your life, he is just an extra in it

 But baby, if you were my wife

 To have and hold, the truth be told

 I couldn't take it for a new york minute

 

 Now you're crying 'cause the paper printed something rude

 You say you never, ever, ever, ever touched that dude

 Well, it's the national enquirer it can't be true

 But i'm not so sure they got it wrong about you

 You're feeling kind of tragic and your eyes get misty-blue (boo-hoo!)

 

 I say, i'm so glad i'm not married, so glad i'm not married

 I'm so glad i'm not married, to you