Bachelor Girl Lucky Me Lyrics

Lucky Me Lyrics

I`ve got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up, 
To blame me for his life.
I get bunches of roses, from another guy 
And hate mail from his wife.
I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name,
Likes to make love while watching TV.
And some guy calls in the middle of the night,
Just so I can hear him breathe

Lucky Me,
Lucky, Lucky Me
I have everything in this whole wide world, 
A girl could ever need, Lucky Me

I`ve got a great car, 
It`s a red convertible, made by Mattel.
Got a nice house in the suburbs, 
With `Hell`s Angels` for neighbours as well.
I`ve got a scholarship for a hundred years of college 
I wanna study dentistry,
But my folks just want me married,
And popping out the grand kids, 
To keep them company

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Lucky, lucky little old me
I have everything in this whole wide world 
A girl could ever need, Lucky Me

(Lucky Me, Lucky Me)

I think I wanna join the Hare Krishnas,
Give up all my worldly goods, cut off all my hair.
There`s nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy,
When I`m shopping at the mall, can`t find it anywhere.

But I`ve got my tamagotchi,
And I`ve got my wristwatch phone.
I got so many friends on the internet, 
I could never be alone.
I`ve got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, 
But not enough to quit my job.
Got a fool`s gold ring and credit card debt, 
Psychiatrist for my dog.

Lucky Me
Lucky, Lucky Little Old Me
I have everything in this whole wide world 
A girl could ever need, Lucky Me

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