Azn Pride Mrazn And Mrsazn Lyrics

Mrazn And Mrsazn Lyrics

(short intro)

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so
you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be
livin' so please give in for a minute.
Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen
to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an
AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute

I need to
take a vacation 
from fake Asians
retreat to the ancient land it takes
patience
to take a stand against a make up land
enter secret Asian
man
the solution not alone the distribution of the message be spread
on a
phone or by word
as long as the word is heard
so hear these blazing rhymes

about these days and times
and be sure to please rewind
so that every
syllable 
is rendered fellable
buckle your seat belt 
because your
about to enter the vehicle
of subconscious rage as a youth mainly 
caused
by these other children
on the playground to them we were all
Chinese
slant eyes and ching chong
each of us has heard of it
so we
murdered our stereotype of conservative nerdy kids
by furthering our minds
into delusion 
and pushed this new stereotype 
into reaching
completion
ceasing to understand AZN man 
an image you be living this and
the sound

(changing the radio station)

it's the a-s-i-a-n  version
2 point o the new coin term is AZN 2000
so now that your here let me tell you
this model calculator & glasses 
free for all the masses to be packaged
in expensive fluffy packets
need help? how bout this girl cute black purse
and croquet
you can upgrade her with a pager if you've got the cash to do
it
we also carry guys from prices low or very high
they come in GQ or
thug with car keys you will love
so close to the real thing just wait till
you see 
& well even through in the hard core attitude for
free

YO Fuck Y2K its AZN2000 
sounded in the 90's we're no longer
good @ math
*sigh* finally
a culture being materialized, trivialized and
marketed 
targeted on young Asians who buy into in clients who fit the
description
wishing to position them selves to rebel against
the hellish
days of racism escaping from their aching and pain inside
our fell good
motto goes - Asian Pride 
let's get them hooked while their young


Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these sentences so you can
know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an image you be livin'
so please give in for a minute.
Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to
these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an
AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a minute

Take your
time and pick from any one of the
five or six member Korean idol
bunches
the ones with the record company created minus touches
take their
hair style and buy the gel and dye it till you like it 
as you might get the
perfect image while the percentage of make up to
female skin is at natural
local levels which means pounds on the face
are natures twisted around to
the point of dislocation broken parts of 
labeled moderation chasin’
to pursue the beauty with a wallet? All of it 
continues to confuse me yo so
who be this girl here? Who is she?
Caged in the layers raising her fears and
insecurities
People I hope you’re hearing me I’m telling you
sincerely
Asian isn’t an image nor is it a game which our minds are
trapped in the
same state AZing in arcades who be the most popular game
played
so who has the AZN top score for every boy and girl they strive to
store 
more pearls sit down on the t mentality based score cards on how
Asian 
we be occasionally we feel a yearning curious young
man
what’s the matter concerning what is your question?
I wanna be
more Asian but how can I do it? 
Am I doing something wrong?  Let me go
through it. 
My Honda Civic is equipped with Asian made rockets
I eat
hamburgers & hot pockets with chop sticks
I take baths in MSG soups
it’s the truth
And I’m able to stay cool cuz I play pool with
my crew
I never chat with people who are white brown or black
I have
‘got rice’ on CD, tape and a-track
I give my Asian girlfriends
lots of San Rio stickers 
I figure by now I should get my Asian-ness
quicker
But it doesn’t work! It doesn’t work! It
doesn’t work!

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen to these
sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an AZN
an
image you be livin' so please give in for a minute.

Justification of
shallow ends with shallow means 
you’re telling girls & Kimonos
that its not yet Halloween 
now how is that an Asian mentality
its not
just cuz the rice is your calorie

Mr. AZN and Mrs. AZN
please listen
to these sentences so you can know the differences
between an Asian and an
AZN
an image you be livin' so please give in for a
minute.

Justification of shallow ends with shallow means

you’re telling girls & Kimonos that its not yet Halloween

now how is that an Asian mentality
its not just cuz the rice is your
calorie

Justification of shallow ends with shallow means

you’re telling girls & Kimonos that its not yet Halloween

now how is that an Asian mentality
its not just cuz the rice is your
calorie

AZN 2000 don’t believe the hike