Avid Merrion Proper Crimbo (selecta`) Lyrics

Proper Crimbo (selecta`) Lyrics

ooohhh hooo



Come and sing with me, proper crimbo

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo, Wibble

put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo 

So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo



On the seventh day of Christmas my true love came to me

A peregrine falcon proper bo I tell thee 

She had two trainers and a beanie hat 

A new set of headphones all shining black

I didn't sleep that night 

For Santa to come 

I wet the bed that's what I had done 

Cos Christmas time is the place to be

I always wake up in a puddle of wee

With a ho-ho and a silent night

A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright

Turkeys on the table which brings a crow

Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all. 



reet-o

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo 

selecta

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo 

selecta 

put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo 

selecta 

So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo 



You-whoo 

Ho ho ho 

I'm a bad mo-fo

I got presents y'all for the two by two 

They goes watch out cos i got time for you

Super funky and you're one of us

Watch out Santa cos here i come

cus i sleep on the floor

Never ever on the bed

That's Santa's style all in your head

It's me dressed up come sit on my knee

Got gifts for y'all what you got for me

Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone

Chamone check, check tha-cone

I said bubbles ain't a monkey

She can move real funky

Chamone check, check tha-cone

That's right oww



Come now sing with me, proper crimbo 

selecta (sing with me)

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo

selecta (he-hee) 

put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo 

selecta 

So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo



(ay up, where's all t' band gone come on kids help us out)

Sing-with-me

Proper Bo Bo 

Check-it-out

Proper Bo Bo 

Can I get a re-wind?

Proper Bo Bo

Hell that were reet good 

Proper Bo Bo,Proper Bo Bo,proper bo bo 



(come on now lets get it together you as well Kez)



Sing with me

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo 

(take me for a drink)

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo

(Take you for a goat)

put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo

(So excited)

So excited you might wee, proper crimbo

proper crimbo, proper crimbo 



(can I get a beat change)



Come now sing with me, proper crimbo

(Sing with me)

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo 

(I take you for a drink)

put your christmas tree, proper crimbo

(Wave your Christmas tree)

So excited you might wee, so excited, so excited, so excited



(O-reet good now come on sing with me.)



Come now sing with me, proper crimbo

(Sing with me)

I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo

(I'll take you for a drink)

put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo

(put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo

So excited you might wee, proper crimbo

so excited, so excited, so excited 



(have a proper bo crim... bo)

(bumbal squat)

(it's all because of the magic chazam)