Avalanches The Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics

Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics

Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill,
Is Dexter ill today?  Mr Kirk,
Dexter's in school!
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishmore.
Dexter's truancy
problem is way out of hand!
The Baltimore County school board have decided
to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system.
Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as
upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy,
But surely, expulsion is not the
answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer,
It's the opinion of the
entire staff
that Dexter is criminally
insane-sane-sane

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That boy needs therapy,
psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic,
That boy
needs therapy,
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut!
You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs
therapy,
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy,
Ranagazoo, let's
have a tune,
And when I count three,
That... that... that.. boy.. boy
needs therapy,
He was white as a sheet, and he also made false
teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below,
Did I ever tell you
the story about
Cowboys! M.. M.. Midgets and indians
and... Fron..
Frontier Psychiatrist,
I-I... I felt strangely hypnotised,
I was in
another world, a world of 20.... 20,000 girls,
And milk and Rectangles, to
an optometrist,
the man with the golden ey..eyeball,
And tighten your
buttocks, pour juice on your chin...
I promised my girlfriend I could... the
violin...violin.....violin....

Frontier Psychiatrist...
Frontier....
Frontier...Frontier...Frontier
Psychiatrist
x4

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Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you
think of anything that talks, other than a person?
Um-um u-um um um... a
bird! Yeah! (bird sqawks)
Sometimes a parrot talks (parrot noise)
Ha ha
ha ha... Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.
Can you think of anything
else? Umm... a record, record, record!